[EU 24/M] The cat that cut off your wi-fi because it ate the modem cables

[Actual Valentine]

Good aftermorninoon! I am a cat. Yes.

Lemme jump straight into some starting information to facilize this whole introduction ordeal.

• Name: Valentine (yes, really.)
  Note: Was named after my father who was named after his own. At the time, when they were together, my mother really loved him and once she had me, she couldn't miss the opportunity.
   
• Age: 24 
  Note: Turning 25 on the 26th of July. I was born 1998. And yes, Leos meow too.
   
• Gender: Male/Nonbinary
  Note: I'm born male. I don't really suffer any kinds of dysphoria luckily however, I never really felt like I'm male or female considering I've embraced both of my female and male sides. I like to.. call myself a bundle of fluctuating and complex emotions and sensations.
   
• Height and Build: 5'8 / 175 cm. -- Wide shoulders, large chest, gains weight fast and loses it quickly too, bulky, I am the tank in this RPG.
   
• Voice: Average! I can't go too high or too low. I do laugh hysterically though and I love to make voice impressions. But can be soft and or stern.
   
• Orientation: Panromantic / Gynesexual / Somewhat straight but not really? 
  Note: I don't even know! I've dated men, never had sexual relationships with them or interest in that way. I've dated trans women, didn't have issues either overall. Women? I'm interested! Its also what I've pretty much discovered to enjoy the most. Which is also what I'm seeking about these days.
   
• Behavior: I'm a wild ride. I can be very calm (not boring calm) and chill, I can be very cuddly and loving, I can be very aroused and needy, I can be very interested or completely bored out, I can be VERY chaotic and all over the place in terms of actions, voice, laughter, behavior, everything.
   
• Country/s: Born and raised in Bulgaria for about 14 years. Before turning 14, I moved to Italy. Been here ever since then.
  Note: I don't plan to live here for the rest of my life. But! I do plan to eventually buy some real estate because Italy is a wonderful place to visit and having a place to go to is always amazing. Plus income! But no, nonono, I don't plan to live here. I want to move either up North so around Norway/Denmark or anywhere up there where my heart follows, the UK (Either or Ireland, Scotland or Whales and yes, I've done my research.) and last, Canada! Preferably Ontario but frankly, not picky. This doesn't mean I'm exclusively looking for people from those places but I'd love to move there in the future!
   
• Relationship/s: Single! Mono/Poly?
  Note: Lemme explain. I've never been into a Poly relationship. And since there's no " Rules " on how everything should be " True " at the end of the day, as long as we discuss it, we can make it work if we agree on it! That said, I'm -- Monogamous -- But, if you want to have a girlfriend as well, she's gonna have to come around and take us both. No favoritisms here! Its either a couple of 3 that love each other or monogamy for me.
   
• Relationship Seeking? This isn't the place for me to post this but I'll just say " Yes I am " and keep it at that. I'll post one in the right section when I get the chance.
   
• Sexual Experience: Despite what I'm gonna say below and in the future, I'm actually still pure. Never been inside of anyone.
  Note: The juicy information! I've held on to the idea of having penetrative sex. Yes I've done a lot of other things that do not include Peen in Vegeta, but for the most part, that's where that ends. 
   
• BDSM: Switch! Bratty, sadistic, meowing, noisy, caregiving, its a long list!
  Note: This is complex. More complex than the world itself. The universe I tell you! But frankly, it really is. There's days where I'm a little and I need to be taken care of and nurtured, loved, protected, to cry my emotions in peace, to hide my face in a warm and soft chest and forget about the world. There's days where I naturally will take the role of a person who disciplines, who devours and inflicts lovingly painful memories. There's also days where I will push your patience and or will be a bundle of chaos together with you and conquer the whole world along side you. And the plushies. Especially those.
  (More info in the seeking post when I put it down)
   
• Current interests as of this time of posting: I've deleted all of my social media, all of my games, cut out pretty much EVERYTHING besides Overwatch 2 in my life. Nowadays, I focus on going to the gym, working my full time job, taking care of my cat and trying to be a better human being to myself. For more information, I highly suggest just talking to me.
   
• Politics!? We hate them but we can't avoid them. I'm a simple person though. I want people to be happy and free to make their own choices. Do what you believe in. Surround yourself with what is you. Fight for what is right in your eyes and remember to keep an open mind rather than a narrow pathway towards anything. If those things align with mine, happy days.
   
• Core parts of who I am: Cat, chaotic, problem solving (like, a lot), patient, doesn't allow people to push his buttons in the wrong way, communicative, transparent, judgemental but always with permission and in a way that is more constructive than harmful, naturally a geek and a gamer, I adore sharing things of all kinds with people I love (Lets good at boobs together! Why would I ever leave you out of it!?), appreciative, can be pushy at times, hates toxicity as well as positive toxicity and passive as well, very confrontational and confident.
   
• I am cat: Yes. I am cat. I was born among cats, always had one as a toddler up to this very age. I used to go outside and hang around with cats, climb trees and places with them to pick them up, I knew where all the meow litters were, I carried them around, I protected them from bullies, I fed them, the whole neighborhood literally started calling me the cat guy. To this very day, I have a cat. Claire is on my profile picture. She's 11 years old tabby and she's trained to be the sweetest and most loving thing ever that makes biscuits and bread, purrs a lot, lets me carry her around and put my face in her belly. Returning back to me though, I'm very much like a cat. Not much by choice though. People form themselves through out time from external sources but I've grown to love myself in this way. 
  I love to sleep, I love to cuddle, I love physical affection as it is my love language as well as just general servitude and being King Simp #1, I have high libido, I'm very protective, I'm also very dense in some aspects, I'm super curious but also will bite if you put too much discomfort on me, I enjoy the cold more than the warmth but it works both ways, I love soft things (yes,  breasts.), I love playing and spending time with my significant other, I'm competitive but only in the things that really put me in that mood, I'm empathic despite not being so for some things and the list goes on. 
  
  So far so good? I'd say I've said a lot about me! I know this ends a bit abruptly and I might edit in the future, but for now, nice to meet you all!

Edited February 24, 2023 by Actual Valentine